The Diplomat Hotel in Guelph, Ontario is one of the scariest places I've ever been to. Instead of a door-man, one will be greeted by a handful of "interesting" characters who seem to constantly be out front of the building smoking cigarettes, yelling at each other, and smoking more cigarettes. Yenkels and Shadow are the two bars within the building, and unless you are a Goth or enjoy drinking stale beer out of dirty glasses, I would avoid these two establishment. I give the Diplomat half a star for the comedic elements of it and its patrons. In conclusion, you'd be stupid to pick this place over the Ramada, Days Inn, or Holiday Inn. One word: Scary.